The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't go chasin' waterfalls.
The Misheard: Long gold chains and waterfalls.
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Real Lyric: Time to take her home. Her dizzy head is conscience-laden.
The Misheard: Time to take her home. Her lazy head is constipated.
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Real Lyric: My breasts are small and humble.
The Misheard: My breasts like to rumble.
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Real Lyric: Solid, solid as a rock
The Misheard: Sally, Sally the giraffe
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Real Lyric: Don't be afraid of a guy in shades, oh no
The Misheard: Don't masquerade as a diet shake, oh no
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Real Lyric: Sure eyes awake before the dancing is over.
The Misheard: Sure, I'll awaken before the dancing ogre.
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Real Lyric: Calling all avenging angels, kick-ass angels.
The Misheard: Calling all avenging angels, Kit-Kat angels
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Real Lyric: You look in the mirror,
so how do you choose?
The Misheard: When you look in the mirror,
and say hi to your shoes.
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Real Lyric: 100,000 desaparecidos,
Lost in the jails of South America
The Misheard: p***y on a highway...
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Real Lyric: Hey Jamie, you've been a great friend to me.
Hope that I'll still see you around here.
The Misheard: Hey Jenny, you've been a great friend to me.
I hope I still get to see your round rear.
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