The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Buffalo Soldier
The Misheard: Buff a little soldier
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Real Lyric: "I will drink your cup of poison."
The Misheard: "I will drink your cattle poison."
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Real Lyric: Butterfly decal, rear-view mirror, dogging the scene
The Misheard: Butterfingered elf on the pier drinking lemonaid
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Real Lyric: I'm on top of the world looking down on creation.
The Misheard: I'm on top of the world looking down on the Asians.
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Real Lyric: Just call me angel of the morning.
Just touch my cheek as you leave me.
The Misheard: Just Harvey Bangel in the morning.
Just touch the leek as you see me.
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Real Lyric: You'll go down in history
The Misheard: You'll go down and hit the tree
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Real Lyric: I have climbed the highest mountains.
I have run through the fields.
The Misheard: I like wine and clear fountains,
But I really like lemon peels.
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Real Lyric: She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World"
The Misheard: She's the kind of a girl that makes good use of The Pill
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Real Lyric: Unskinny Bop
The Misheard: I'm skinny, Bob.
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Real Lyric: funk soul brother
The Misheard: fun so rubber
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