The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Put the lime in the coconut.
The Misheard: Put the lion in the coconut.
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water,
Fire in the sky
The Misheard: Lloyd's coming closer
with fire in his eyes.
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Real Lyric: Free as a bird
The Misheard: Freezer burn
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Real Lyric: The ice we skate is getting pretty thin.
The Misheard: The ice cream cake is getting pretty thin.
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Real Lyric: You should've been gone.
The Misheard: Cinnamon gum
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Real Lyric: Leave the sinkin' ship behind.
The Misheard: Leave the stinkin' s**t behind.
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Real Lyric: Dreams of wars, dreams of lies, dreams of dragons fire ... and of things that will bite-yeah!
The Misheard: Dreams of wars dreams of lies dreams of dragons fire ... AND A BAKED APPLE PIE-yeah!
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Real Lyric: Like a virgin touched for the very first time.
The Misheard: Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.
The Misheard: My yellow boob has a devil for a son for me.
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Real Lyric: This love has taken its toll on me She said Goodbye "too many times before..."
The Misheard: This love has taken it's toll on me, She said, "Goodbye" to Mary Tyler Moore..."
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