The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Do the Hustle
The Misheard: You're an asshole
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Real Lyric: A mulatto,
an albino,
a mosquito,
my libido.
The Misheard: A mulatto,
an albino,
and Filipino
playing keno.
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Real Lyric: Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you
The Misheard: 'cause eleven women must've damn near killed you
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Real Lyric: We are spirits in the material world.
The Misheard: I have Cheerios in my cereal bowl.
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Real Lyric: Hot tramp, I love you so!
The Misheard: God damn, I love your 'fro!
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Real Lyric: Arthur he does as he pleases, All of his life, he's mastered choices.
The Misheard: Arthur he does as he pleases, All of his life, he's messed his pants up.
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Real Lyric: Liberate my madness
The Misheard: Lubricate bananas
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Real Lyric: Big old jet air-liner
The Misheard: Pink old cow in line-up
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Real Lyric: I will be your preacher, teacher.
The Misheard: I will be your creature feature.
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Real Lyric: You can't plant me in your penthouse.
The Misheard: The cat backed into the henhouse.
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