The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Let's Dance! For fear her grace would fall...
The Misheard: Let's dance! To feel her gray chiffon
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Real Lyric: Can't buy me love
The Misheard: Kentucky love
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Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille.
Four hungry children and a crop in the field.
The Misheard: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille.
Four hundred children got dropped in a field.
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Real Lyric: All I can tell you is, brother, you have to wait.
The Misheard: All I can tell you is, brother, you got Tom Waits!
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Real Lyric: You don't have to live like a refugee.
The Misheard: You don't have to live like an apple tree.
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Real Lyric: In the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he is Parson Brown.
The Misheard: In the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he is sparse and brown.
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Real Lyric: Then I told you 'bout our kid; now he's married to Mabel.
The Misheard: Then I told you 'bout our kid, that he's not a tomato.
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Real Lyric: Hakkuna Matata
The Misheard: Cacoon on my Thatha
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Real Lyric: Fly away on my zephyr
The Misheard: Fly away on my cellphone
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Real Lyric: Michael you're the bot with all the leather hips
The Misheard: Michael you're the boy with all the llama heads
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