The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Take your passion And make it happen
The Misheard: Take your pants down And make it happen
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Real Lyric: A birthday, with apologies
The Misheard: A birthday, with a pot of cheese
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love
The Misheard: Bring me an iron lung
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Real Lyric: Riders on the storm
The Misheard: Spiders on the floor
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Real Lyric: I'm all out of faith.
The Misheard: I'm a lettuce face.
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Real Lyric: God bless Mother Nature.
The Misheard: Thank you for the major.
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Real Lyric: Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood.
The Misheard: Oh Lord, please don't let me be Miss Sunday School.
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Real Lyric: Getting cards and letters from people I dont even know
The Misheard: Getting konked with lettuce from people I dont even know
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Real Lyric: Can you take me higher
To a place where blind men see?
The Misheard: Can you take me higher
To a place with wine and cheese?
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Real Lyric: Oops, I did it again.
The Misheard: Oops, I dated a pen.
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