The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Train kept a rollin' all night long.
The Misheard: Drank pepperoni all night long.
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Real Lyric: The walls were built up stone by stone.
The Misheard: there was a buildup. Stoned, I'm stoned.
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Real Lyric: I'm not big on social graces.
The Misheard: I'm not big on sauce and gravy.
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Real Lyric: We get these pills to swallow how they stick in your thoat tastes like gold.
The Misheard: We get these pills to swallow makes me sick and I choke tastes like goat.
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Real Lyric: From the mountains, to the prairies, to the oceans white with foam!
The Misheard: From the mountains, to the prairies, to the old man, bless his soul!
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Real Lyric: Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da, life goes on
The Misheard: Oh my teeth, oh my jaw, life goes on.
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Real Lyric: Got to keep it strong before the pain turns into fear.
The Misheard: Got to keep it strong before the painters interfere.
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Real Lyric: It's the final countdown.
The Misheard: It's a fire downtown.
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Real Lyric: I even like steak on a Saturday night.
The Misheard: I heave elastic on a sack at night.
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Real Lyric: I'm blue (da ba dee da ba die)
The Misheard: I'm blue (if I was green I would die)
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