The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: When I feel heavy metal
The Misheard: When I win at Wimbledon
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Real Lyric: Lodon calling...
The Misheard: Run with garlic...
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Real Lyric: Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind
The Misheard: Finished with my wool my god she couldn't help me with my mind
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Real Lyric: When routine bites hard and ambitions are low and resentment rides high but emotions won't grow
The Misheard: When Rudy bites hard inhibitions are low and the sentiment rides high 'cause the mushrooms won't grow
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Real Lyric: Your hand brushes mine.
The Misheard: Your hairbrush is mine.
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Real Lyric: Get your motor runnin'.
Head out on the highway.
The Misheard: Get your motor runnin'.
Dead cat on the highway!
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Real Lyric: I want to be impulsive
The Misheard: I want to be a postman
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Real Lyric: Jesus Christ, superstar
The Misheard: Cheese surprise, superstar
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Real Lyric: Oh God, I think I'm falling.
The Misheard: Oh God, I think I'm horny.
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Real Lyric: Must have been a bad trip.
The Misheard: Must have been a bad shrimp.
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