The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Music makes the bourgeoisie into rebels
The Misheard: Music makes the boys wash me in the river
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Real Lyric: I'd like to know where you got the notion.
The Misheard: I'd like to know where you got the nosejob.
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water fire in the sky
The Misheard: Small cousin Walter is firing this guy
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Real Lyric: He can't be a man because he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me.
The Misheard: He can't be a man because he doesn't smoke six cigarettes a week.
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Real Lyric: Livin' lovin'
She's just a woman
The Misheard: Livin' lovin'
Fish underwater
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Real Lyric: That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
The Misheard: That deaf, dumb and blind kid don't blame me he went bald.
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Real Lyric: My Sharona
The Misheard: Nice aroma
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Real Lyric: Pretty fly for a white guy
The Misheard: Pretty high for a dry guy
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust.
The Misheard: Everyone likes to dust.
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Real Lyric: To this very day, I could never say a discouraging word.
The Misheard: To this very day, I can never say, "This girl is at work."
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