The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba de da ba di
The Misheard: I'm blue, without speed I would die, without the speed I would die.
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Real Lyric: I'm like a bird. I'll only fly away.
I don't know where my home is. I don't know where my soul is.
The Misheard: I'm like a bird. I'll love you right away.
I don't know where my home is. I don't know where my phone is.
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Real Lyric: Me and you, rendezvous in the club at the end of the street.
The Misheard: Me and you, running nude through the club at the end of the street.
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Real Lyric: These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking
The Misheard: These are the frozen thumbs of hitchhiking
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Real Lyric: Shake it up, baby!
The Misheard: Shakin' a baby
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Real Lyric: Slip inside my sleeping bag.
The Misheard: Slippin' slidin' pizza man.
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Real Lyric: As her folks drive away, her dad yells, "Check the oil!"
The Misheard: As her folks drive away, her dad yells, "Quick chicken boil!"
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Real Lyric: Mama don't take my kodachrome away
The Misheard: Mama don't take my cornpone away
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Real Lyric: How shall we list our love? In alphabetical order
The Misheard: How shall we list our love? I'm a forgetful banana
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Real Lyric: I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
The Misheard: I ate the sharpest tool in the shed.
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