The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
The Misheard: Every girl's crazy 'bout a half-dressed man.
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Real Lyric: The ashtray's full and I'm spillin' my guts.
The Misheard: The ostrich fell when I'm spinnin' my cups.
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Real Lyric: I want my MTV!
The Misheard: I want my own TV!
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when your not here
The Misheard: I walk into walls when your not near
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Real Lyric: Just a come on from the whores on Seventh Avenue
The Misheard: Just a come on from the war zone selling Valium
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Real Lyric: On a dark desert highway,
Cool wind in my hair
The Misheard: On a dark desert highway,
Cool Whip in my hair
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Real Lyric: Crimson and clover
The Misheard: Cleanser and Grover
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Real Lyric: This ain't a song for the broken hearted.
The Misheard: This ain't a song for the baby farted.
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
The Misheard: She seems to have a grizzly bone structure.
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Real Lyric: Riot shields, voodoo economics
The Misheard: Buying shoes, good and economic
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