The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Why can't we be friends?
The Misheard: "Every b***h will tell a story, don't it."
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Real Lyric: Why does it always seem to hit me in the middle of the night?
The Misheard: Why do I always see a hippie in the middle of the night?
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Real Lyric: Destroy the spineless, show me it's real
The Misheard: Just like the spiders tell me it's real
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Real Lyric: What a nice surprise. Bring your alibis.
The Misheard: What a nice surprise, when you're out of ice.
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Real Lyric: Us, us, us, and, them, them, them. And after all we're only ordinary men.
The Misheard: Us, us, us, and, them, them, them. And after all we're only old and hairy men.
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Real Lyric: These men don't want no "hot female" that's been around the block female, you nasty girl
The Misheard: These men don't want no "Happy Meal" that's been around the block female, you nasty girl
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Real Lyric: She had sightless eyes.
The Misheard: She had Satan's eyes.
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Real Lyric: Annie are you okay?
The Misheard: Eddie is a Wookie
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Real Lyric: Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
The Misheard: Warm smell of policemen rising up through the air
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Real Lyric: Changes come around real soon,
Make us women and men.
The Misheard: Changes come around real soon,
Make us swimming men.
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