The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm a bashful child beginning to grow
The Misheard: I'm a dashboard child beginning to grow
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Real Lyric: I'm back from Suffragette City
The Misheard: In fact I'm somewhat conceited
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Real Lyric: No Hell below us above us only sky
The Misheard: No hell below us a brother's only pie
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Real Lyric: Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes.
The Misheard: Put it in your pants. Re-wet your cupcakes.
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Real Lyric: That Monserat mystique
The Misheard: Vermont's a rotten state.
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Real Lyric: Jesus Christ Superstar, Do you think you are what they say you are?
The Misheard: Jesus Christ Superstar, Show me frilly knickers and a see-through bra
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Real Lyric: On a dark desert highway cool wind in my hair
The Misheard: All the doctors in highway Cool Whip in my hair
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Real Lyric: Hot blooded, check it and see.
The Misheard: Hot blooded, chicken thief
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Real Lyric: Shake ya ass, but watch yourself.
Shake ya ass, show me what your working with.
The Misheard: Catch a bass; wash your hands.
Catch a bass; put it in the livewell.
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.
The Misheard: Despite all my rage, I am still just a bat in a cake.
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