The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.
The Misheard: Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.
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Real Lyric: You're heart sweats and teeth grind
The Misheard: Your heart sweats your teeth are mine
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Real Lyric: "Hope diggy da
Diggy da
Ras ta dan teh"
The Misheard: "Hey, dig it out
dig it out
ass spelunker"
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Real Lyric: I can feel the beat
The Misheard: I can flick the bean
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds and they're done dirt cheap!
The Misheard: Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief!
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Real Lyric: The first thing I met was a fly with no buzz and a sky with no ground
The Misheard: The first thing I met was a guy with a buzz and as I hit the ground
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Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle
The Misheard: I've been cheating an albino
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Real Lyric: Takin' Care of Business....
The Misheard: Taking care of pigeons....
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Real Lyric: And heaven is over rated
The Misheard: Van Halen is over rated
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Real Lyric: Darling, you're so great
I can't wait for you to operate
The Misheard: Darling, you're so great
I can't wait for you to ovulate
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