The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's raining men, Hallelujah, it's raining men, Amen...
The Misheard: Israeli men Halleluja, Israely men, Amen...
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Real Lyric: I am one of those melodramatic fools,
Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it!
The Misheard: I am one of those melodramatic fools.
We're running to the boat, no doubt about it!
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Real Lyric: Don't be afraid of the guy in shades, oh no
The Misheard: Don't be afraid of the Diet Seven Up
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Real Lyric: "This mind, this body, and this voice cannot be stifled by your deviant ways"
The Misheard: "This mind, this buddy and his foreskin cannot be stapled by your deviant ways"
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Real Lyric: Tropical the island breeze
All of Nature wild and free
This is where I long to be
La Isla Bonita
The Misheard: Just call me an island slease
All my body yours for free
This is who I long to be
Louise the Bone Eater
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Real Lyric: Almost heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains Shenandoah River.
The Misheard: Almost heaven, Where's the ginger? Blue Ridge Mountains Shenandoah River.
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Real Lyric: Take a look in the mirror and cried ''Lord what are you doing to me?''
The Misheard: Take a look in the mirror and cried ''what a bunch of jellied eels''
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Real Lyric: I looked above the other day
The Misheard: I licked a bug the other day
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Real Lyric: Feel the thorn twist in your side
The Misheard: Feel the phone cords in her thigh
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Real Lyric: Like a rhinestone cowboy
The Misheard: Like a rhinestone pine cone
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