The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Where you from you sexy thing
The Misheard: Wear your bra, you sexy thing
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Real Lyric: Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you
The Misheard: Cause Slim Whitman must have damn near killed you
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Real Lyric: The bartender looks up from his want ads...
The Misheard: The bartender looks up from his one eye...
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Real Lyric: By a palm tree in the sand
The Misheard: Frying poultry in the sand
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Real Lyric: My tea's gone cold,
I'm wonderin why I got out of bed at all
The Misheard: My cheese on toast, a bottle of wine
I'm out of Betty Ford
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Real Lyric: Ain't Talking 'Bout Love
The Misheard: "Big chunky butt love"
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Real Lyric: Heathcliff! It's me, Cathy and I've come home oh, so cold, let me in-a your window
The Misheard: Eeee-wheee! It's me; I'm a tree, I'm a wombat. Oh, so cold at the end of your winter
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Real Lyric: Big ol' Jet Airliner
The Misheard: Big ol Chet and Lionel
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Real Lyric: I want to thank you for giving me the best day of my life
The Misheard: I want to thank you for giving me the best lay of my life
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Real Lyric: Catches thieves just like flies
The Misheard: Can't you see? He just likes flies
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