The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Businessmen, they drink my wine,
plowmen dig my earth
The Misheard: Businessmen, they drink my wine,
blind men dig my herbs
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Real Lyric: Looks like Batman brought his own robin...
The Misheard: Looks like Batman brought me some pudding...
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Real Lyric: There's a fog upon LA
and my friends have lost their way.
The Misheard: There's a frog upon LA
and my friends have all turned gay.
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Real Lyric: I feel like Steve McQueen, a former movie star.
The Misheard: I feel like Reba Queen, a porno movie star.
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Real Lyric: There's a blind man looking for a shadow of doubt
There's a rich man sleeping on a golden bed
There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread
The Misheard: There's a pine rat looking for a shadow of doubt,
There's Rich, man, sleeping on a golden egg,
There's a skeleton choking on a cross bow head.
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Real Lyric: You don't tug on Superman's cape,
You don't spit into the wind,
You don't pull the mask off the Ol' Lone Ranger,
And you don't mess around with Jim
The Misheard: You don't tug while Superman gapes,
You don't spit and do it again,
You don't pull the mask off the oblong ranger,
And you don't mess around with him...
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Real Lyric: Don't be cruel To a heart that's true
The Misheard: Don't be cruel You heartless shrew
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Real Lyric: With the good Lord as my captain,
I can make it through them all.
The Misheard: With the good Lord as my captain,
I can make it through the mall.
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Real Lyric: Hey, wait, I've got a new complaint.
The Misheard: Hey, Wayne, I've got a rhythm problem.
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Real Lyric: Clowns to the left of me,
jokers to the right,
here I am, stuck in the middle with you
The Misheard: Crowns to the left of me,
smokers to the right,
I hear a yam's stuck in the smiddly-doo
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