The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Go on leave me breathless
The Misheard: Go on, feed me breakfast
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Real Lyric: Get back honkey cat
The Misheard: Get back hump a cat
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not here
The Misheard: I blow bubbles when you are not here
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Real Lyric: Earl walked right throught that restraining order
and put her in intensive care.
The Misheard: Earl walked right through that restraining order
and put her in a ten foot pier.
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Real Lyric: Calling occupants of interplanetary craft
The Misheard: Calling occupants of interplanetary crap
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Real Lyric: Strumming my pain with his fingers...
The Misheard: Strong in my face with his fingers...
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Real Lyric: I can find the sleep. but not the dream
The Misheard: I can find the sink, but not the drain
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Real Lyric: as a f**k son, you sucked (x8)
The Misheard: Watergate has made a fool of me.
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Real Lyric: Jesus blessed me with its future
The Misheard: Jesus blessed me with his sphincter
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Real Lyric: Crack, baby, crack, show me you're real
The Misheard: Crack, baby, crack, show me your rear
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