The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Groovin' on a sunday afternoon
The Misheard: Droolin' on a Sunday afternoon
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Real Lyric: I wish I could tell the world 'cause you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly
The Misheard: I wish I could tell the world 'cause you're such a pretty thing when you've got a firm willy
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Real Lyric: I can see all obstacles in my way
The Misheard: I can see no popsicles in my way
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Real Lyric: By a palm tree in the sand...
The Misheard: Frying poultry in the sand...
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Real Lyric: Got some whiskey...from the bar Got some cocaine...from a friend
The Misheard: Got some whiskey...from the bar Got some propane...from a friend
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Real Lyric: Just tilt my sun towards your domain.
Your cup runneth over again.
The Misheard: Just took my son on a trip to Maine.
Your cup runneth over again.
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Real Lyric: I won't put my hands up and surrender
The Misheard: I won't poke my eyes out and surrender
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Real Lyric: When you get caught between the moon and New York City...
The Misheard: When you get caught between Des Moines and New York City...
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Real Lyric: Like Steve McQueen,
all I need's a fast machine
The Misheard: Like Steve McQueen,
all I need's a fax machine
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Real Lyric: Because your kiss your kiss is on my list.
The Misheard: Because your piss your piss is on my lips.
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