The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Just another manic Monday
The Misheard: Just another man named Monday
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Real Lyric: I see them gypsy wagons left in the snow
The Misheard: I see them gypsy wankers, their fingers smell
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Real Lyric: I kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend
The Misheard: A kinder one I knew but I'm your licorice girlfriend.
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Real Lyric: She's a killer queen gunpowder, gelatine dynamite with a laser beam
The Misheard: She's a killer queen gunpowder, cheddar cheese dynamite with a laser beam
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Real Lyric: Gettin jiggy with it
The Misheard: Kick a chicken with it
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Real Lyric: They were all impressed with your Halston dress.
The Misheard: They were all impressed with your wholesome breasts.
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Real Lyric: I wish they all could be California Girls
The Misheard: I wish they'd offer me California Girls
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Real Lyric: Dude looked like a lady.
The Misheard: Doodles like a lady.
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Real Lyric: That saved a wretch like me...
The Misheard: That saved the wrench, like me...
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Real Lyric: There must be something more
The Misheard: A monster Santa Claus
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