The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine, and a three day growth
The Misheard: Cheap wine, and a three-legged goat
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Real Lyric: Hopelessly devoted to you
The Misheard: Hope this lady voted for you
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Real Lyric: I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
The Misheard: I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife...
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Real Lyric: When I'm sixty-four
The Misheard: When I'm six feet tall
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Real Lyric: Gladly the cross I would bear
The Misheard: Gladly, the cross-eyed bear
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Real Lyric: Don't stand so close to me.
The Misheard: No stamps for the groceries
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Real Lyric: More human than human
The Misheard: Paul Newman thank you man
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Real Lyric: Here we are now, entertain us
The Misheard: Here we are now in containers
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Real Lyric: Meditate, my direction, feel your way
The Misheard: Meditate, mad erection, feel your way
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Real Lyric: You see I'm in no shape for driving
The Misheard: You see I'm no sheep or dragon.
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