The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I looked above the other day...
The Misheard: I licked a bird the other day...
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Real Lyric: You always had an eye for things that glittered.
The Misheard: You always had an eye for crazy critters.
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Real Lyric: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
The Misheard: Charlie's Angels, Marion Tide
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Real Lyric: Living with me must have damned near killed you.
The Misheard: Little Women must have damned near killed you.
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Real Lyric: You're looking for somewhere to belong, You're standing all alone
The Misheard: You're looking for somewhere to belong, You're standing on my lawn
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Real Lyric: Take me to the magic of the moment
The Misheard: Take me to the midgets in the morning
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Real Lyric: It's a beautiful day
The sky falls, you feel like
The Misheard: It's a beautiful day
The skys full of felines
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Real Lyric: Don't masquerade with the guy in shades, oh no
The Misheard: Don't put the bread on the diet schedule.
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Real Lyric: And now I know how Joan of Arc felt....
The Misheard: And now I know that I'm adopted...
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Real Lyric: Want to be your forever man.
The Misheard: Want to be your foam-rubber man.
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