The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
The Misheard: Another turnip on a fork stuck in the road
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Real Lyric: West Virginia, Mountain Momma,
The Misheard: West Virginia, Mount yer Momma,
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Real Lyric: High on a hill lived a lonely goatherd.
The Misheard: High on a hill lived a lonely gopher.
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Real Lyric: The four right chords could make me cry
The Misheard: The four eyed goats could make me cry.
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Real Lyric: Shake it like a Polaroid picture.
The Misheard: Shake it like a polarbear ninja.
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Real Lyric: Jai guru deva om
The Misheard: Kangaroo David's home
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Real Lyric: Take these broken wings and learn to fly.
The Misheard: Take this LSD and get real high.
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Real Lyric: ...your hand brushes mine....
The Misheard: ...your hairbrush is mine....
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Real Lyric: I want to f*ck you like an animal You get me closer to god
The Misheard: I want a duck shaped like a triangle You give a toaster to Bob
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Real Lyric: I looked above the other day
The Misheard: I licked a bird the other day
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