The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: I am a seal
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Real Lyric: "She's got a ticket to ride"
The Misheard: "She's got a chicken tonight"
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Real Lyric: Would you exchange a walk-on part in the war for the lead role in a cage
The Misheard: Would you exchange a walk-on part in the war for a meat roll in a cave.
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Real Lyric: Sunday Bloody Sunday
The Misheard: Some day buddy, some day
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Real Lyric: We will fight the heathens
The Misheard: We're all tetrahedrons
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Real Lyric: Now bring us some figgy pudding
The Misheard: Check your p***y
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Real Lyric: What's my age again?
The Misheard: What's my agents name?
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Real Lyric: I can't get no satisfaction
The Misheard: A kangaroo satisfaction
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Real Lyric: Oh God give me the reason I'm down on bended knee
The Misheard: Oh God give me the reason I'm still stuck in this tree
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Real Lyric: ...in his worn out shoes
The Misheard: ...in his walnut shoes
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