The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: With the lights out it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now entertain us
The Misheard: With the salad its less dangerous Here we are now with potatoes With a mars bar, and potatoes And some salad and potatoes
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Real Lyric: We don't need no education
The Misheard: We don't need no eggs and bacon
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Real Lyric: Got my first real six string, Bought it at the five and dime.
The Misheard: Got my first real sex dream, Had it at the five and dime.
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Real Lyric: Wake me up before you go-go
The Misheard: Wake me up to pour you cocoa
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Real Lyric: A free ride when you've already paid.
The Misheard: A free high when you're already baked.
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Real Lyric: There's the man I chose There's my territory
The Misheard: There's the man I chose There's my Teletubbie
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Real Lyric: My logic has drowned in a sea of emotion
The Misheard: My lodging has drowned and I see I'm in motion
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Real Lyric: I read it in a magazine, ohhh
The Misheard: Better than a bag of Doritos
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Real Lyric: Gold Coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
The Misheard: Cocoa slave ship, avocado fields
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Real Lyric: Selling poppies on a tray
The Misheard: Having puppies on a plane
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