The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Tonight with me, she'll be so inviting, I want her all for myself.
The Misheard: Tonight with me she'll be so inviting, I wanna ralph on myself.
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Real Lyric: Why don't we stop fooling ourselves
The Misheard: Let's stuff food in ourselves
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: So, I overfed the dog
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Real Lyric: Walk like an Egyptian
The Misheard: Walk like a midgets son
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Real Lyric: Feel the city breakin' and everybody's shakin'
The Misheard: Fricassee a chicken and everybody's shakin'
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Real Lyric: Someone saved my life tonight
The Misheard: Someone shaved my wife tonight
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Real Lyric: You got the peaches, I got the cream Sweet to taste, saccharine
The Misheard: You got the pizzas, I got the cheese Sweet potatoes, is that for me?
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I always have to steal my kisses from you
The Misheard: 'Cause I always have to steal my kids' balloons
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Real Lyric: I’m just sippin on chamomile
The Misheard: I’m just sippin' on camel meat
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Real Lyric: Tenth Avenue Freeze-out
The Misheard: Ted, damnit, you freeze now
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