The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You got clouds on your lids and you'd be on the skids if it weren't for your job at the garage
The Misheard: You've got frogs on your lips and you'd pee on your skis if it weren't for your job at the garage
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Real Lyric: God save the queen
The Misheard: Godzilla queen
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Real Lyric: Im like a beggar with no luck
The Misheard: I'm like a baker with no loaves
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not here
The Misheard: I wear goggles when you are not here
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Real Lyric: There you stood, that'll teach ya To look so good and feel so right
The Misheard: There you stood, Bible Teacher You look so good and feel so right
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Real Lyric: Lighten up baby, I'm in love with you.
The Misheard: Light me up baby, I'm a barbecue.
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Real Lyric: Magic lands call my name
The Misheard: Imagined lions call my name
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Real Lyric: Might as well face it, you're addicted to love
The Misheard: Mices wear faces, you're addicted to love
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Real Lyric: I wanna be sedated
The Misheard: I wanna piece of David
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Real Lyric: Smack my b**th up
The Misheard: Smack my Bishop
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