The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Woah oh livin' on a prayer Take my hand and we'll make it I swear
The Misheard: Woah oh livin' on a prayer Take my hand and we'll make a nice square
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Real Lyric: No one knows what it's like to be the bad man
The Misheard: No one knows what it's like to be Batman
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Real Lyric: She's got Bette Davis eyes
The Misheard: She's got thirty days to hide
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Real Lyric: Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me I think they're OK.
The Misheard: Some boy kiss me, some boys hug me, I think they're all gay.
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Real Lyric: I know where you hide, alone in your car.
The Misheard: I know where you hide bologna in your car.
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Real Lyric: Gonna buy a ticket now, as far as I can
The Misheard: Gonna fly a chicken now, as far as I can
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Real Lyric: Tell me why the road turns
The Misheard: Tell me why they're all turds
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Real Lyric: And so it was later, when the miller told his tale
The Misheard: And so he was a ladel, and the melon chewed his chair
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Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah... Rock the Casbah...
The Misheard: Rock the cat's butt... Rock the cat's butt...
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Real Lyric: When I'm throwing punches in the air.
The Misheard: When I'm throwing prune juice in the air.
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