The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I look just like Buddy Holly
The Misheard: I got jumped by Buddy Holly
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Real Lyric: Darkness imprisoning me
The Misheard: Doctors impersonate me
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Real Lyric: Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebels
The Misheard: Music makes the borg eyes see all the rabbis
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Real Lyric: Wife of a close friend
The Misheard: Wife of a clothes pin
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Real Lyric: Danny is lonely, Cos Mary's in India now
The Misheard: Danny is lonely, Cos Mary's a Ninja now...
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Real Lyric: Slowly walkin' down the hall Faster than a cannon ball...
The Misheard: Slowly walkin' down the hall faster than a cat and ball.
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Real Lyric: Even when your hustlin' days are gone...
The Misheard: Even when your husband's legs are gone...
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Real Lyric: Lunatic fringe
The Misheard: Let them take French
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Real Lyric: So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late.
The Misheard: So let us not talk falsely now, that I was getting laid.
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Real Lyric: Looking for special things inside of me Inside of me, inside me
The Misheard: Looking for special things and sodomy, And sodomy, and sodomy!
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