The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Must be the clouds in my eyes
The Misheard: Dusty the Clown's in my eyes
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Real Lyric: Try to detect it
The Misheard: Tattoo detective
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Real Lyric: If you like pina coladas...
The Misheard: If you like feeding koalas...
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Real Lyric: My failure, my failure, my failure was I killed my saviour.
The Misheard: My finger, my finger, my finger was a hip-hop singer.
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Real Lyric: There's an old man sitting next to me Making love to his tonic and gin.
The Misheard: There's an old man sitting next to me Making love to his tiny man Jim.
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Real Lyric: He's Venus as a boy
The Misheard: His penis has a boil
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Real Lyric: Sweet Home Alabama
The Misheard: Sweet home of the mammals
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Real Lyric: Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, Here I am, Stuck in the middle with you
The Misheard: Clams to the left of me, Jokers to the right, Here I am, Stuck in the middle with Jews
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Real Lyric: Pulling mussels from the shell
The Misheard: Pulling muscles from Michelle
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Real Lyric: Don't masquerade with the guy in shades
The Misheard: Don't m********e with a diet shake
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