The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
The Misheard: Can you throw them over your shoulder like a cotton ninja soldier?
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Real Lyric: My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night
The Misheard: I hit too heavy in my sack of gin I had to stop for the night.
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Real Lyric: Are you reelin' in the years? Stowin' away the time? Are you gatherin' up the tears? Have you had enough of mine?
The Misheard: Are you reelin' in the yeast? Stowin' away the thyme? Are you gatherin' up the teas? Have you had enough of mine?
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Real Lyric: There goes my hero Watch him as he goes There goes my hero He's ordinary
The Misheard: There goes my hero Watch him as he goes There goes my hero Sargeant Larry!
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Real Lyric: My baby left for Florida on a train
The Misheard: My baby left a floater on the train
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Real Lyric: I could not love you any better
The Misheard: I could not love you Eddie Vedder
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Real Lyric: Stop, collaborate and listen.
The Misheard: Stop, grab a rake and listen.
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Real Lyric: I fell in love with the girl at the rock show. She said "What" and I told her that I didn't know.
The Misheard: I fell in love with the Girl with the wrong shoe. She said "What" and I told her I could see her toe.
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Real Lyric: I fought the law, and the law won
The Misheard: I fought the law and the onion
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Real Lyric: All you need is love
The Misheard: All you bleed is blood
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