The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I can see all obstacles in my way.
The Misheard: I can see an octopus in my way.
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Real Lyric: See how this love is divine
The Misheard: See how these slugs taste divine
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Real Lyric: I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black
The Misheard: I wish I could eat your hamster when you turn your back!
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Real Lyric: If I could save time in a bottle
The Misheard: If I could spend time in a brothel
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage.
The Misheard: Despite all you rave I'm still just a rabbity gay.
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Real Lyric: I wanna jitterbug (4x)
The Misheard: I wanna chilidog (4x)
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Real Lyric: Going To California with an aching in my heart.
The Misheard: Going To California with an ink pen in my heart.
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Real Lyric: You make me feel like a natural woman (woman!)
The Misheard: You make me feel like a handful of puddin' (PUDDIN'!)
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Real Lyric: Twenty-five years old, my mother, God bless her soul
The Misheard: Twenty five years ago, my mother got arrested, though
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Real Lyric: Pardon me boy, is that the chattanooga choo-choo?
The Misheard: Pardon me boy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoe?
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