The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Ra ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian king
The Misheard: Ra ra Rasputin, lather up the Russian team
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Real Lyric: But make sure he don't know Peter, John or Mike!
The Misheard: But make sure that he don't pee in a john of mine!
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Real Lyric: In this world full of winding corridors...
The Misheard: In this world full of whining foreigners...
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Real Lyric: Dani the girl Is singing songs to me Beneath the marquee
The Misheard: Danny DeVito Singing songs to me Beneath the marquee
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Real Lyric: Call all the Deacons
The Misheard: Call all the D-cups
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Real Lyric: Now you've cut out the flute From the throat of the loon
The Misheard: Now you've cut out the fruit From the fruit of the loom
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Real Lyric: Let's ride with the family down the street Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
The Misheard: That's right, with the family down the street Turn off when you see a place to eat.
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Real Lyric: This looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
The Misheard: This looks like a Japanese, so everyone jump in the sea
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Real Lyric: Don't forget where your booty at.
The Misheard: Don't forget to wear your booty hat.
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Real Lyric: The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
The Misheard: The rectum of Edmund Fitzgerald
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