The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike.
The Misheard: Captain Picard's on the New Jersey turnpike.
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Real Lyric: These five words in my head
The Misheard: Feels like worms in my head
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Real Lyric: Fourteen joys and a will to be merry...
The Misheard: Fourteen joints and a well diggin' Mary
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Real Lyric: A big-legged woman ain't got no soul
The Misheard: A three-legged woman ain't got no soul
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Real Lyric: We´re heading for Venus...
The Misheard: We're having some peanuts...
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Real Lyric: Take your passion... and make it happen
The Misheard: Take your pants down... and make it happen!
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Real Lyric: I hate the powder on your nose...
The Misheard: I hate the power of love...
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Real Lyric: I felt like s**t when I woke up this morning
The Misheard: I found my shoe when I woke up this morning
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Real Lyric: By the rivers of Babylon
The Misheard: By the rivers of Barbie Land
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Real Lyric: We'll share the same room, yeah! - for Jah provide the bread.
The Misheard: We'll share the same room, yeah, with tacos, fries and bread.
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