The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Amadeus, Amadeus
The Misheard: Hot potatoes, hot potatoes
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Real Lyric: And as we wind on down the road,
The Misheard: And there's a wino down the road
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Real Lyric: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie -- cocaine.
The Misheard: She don't like, she don't like, she don't like -- propane!
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Real Lyric: Motorcars, handlebars, bicycles for two, Brokenhearted jubilee...
The Misheard: Mazeltov, handelbars, bicycles for two, Broken hearted Jews believe...
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Real Lyric: You're my wonderwall
The Misheard: You're my wonderbra
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Real Lyric: All we are saying is give peace a chance
The Misheard: Oh, we are sailing with Skippy, the cat
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Real Lyric: I just made you say "underwear"
The Misheard: I just made juicy underwear!
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Real Lyric: I've grown accustomed to her face
The Misheard: I've thrown a custard at her face
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Real Lyric: Fly like like an egale
The Misheard: Fly lesbian seagull
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
The Misheard: Spare him his life and his Wall's sausages
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