The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Would you like to make a run for it? Would you like to take my hand?
The Misheard: Would you like to make a wrong friend? Would you like to bake my bread?
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Real Lyric: And take your cat and leave my sweater
The Misheard: And take your khaki Levi's sweater
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust!
The Misheard: Another one bites my nuts!
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Real Lyric: Australians all let us rejoice For We are young and free
The Misheard: Australians all eat ostriches For breakfast, lunch and tea
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Real Lyric: Here we are, as in olden days Happy golden days, of yore.
The Misheard: Here we are, as in olden days Happy golden days, up yours.
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Real Lyric: More than a woman More than a woman to me
The Misheard: Hose down your woman Hose down your woman for me
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Real Lyric: Go out and get yourself some big black frames.
The Misheard: Go out and get yourself some big black friends.
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Real Lyric: Let the rhythm take you over, bailamos.
The Misheard: The world is taken over by my mole.
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Real Lyric: Well I'm hers (I'm hers), she's mine (she's mine) I'm hers, she's mine, wedding bells are gonna chime
The Misheard: Well I'm hurt (I'm hurt), she's mad (she's mad) I'm hurt, she's mad, and we nearly go to trial
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Real Lyric: Forget the hearse cause I'll never die.
The Misheard: I've got a purse but I'm still a guy.
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