The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love ...
The Misheard: Bring me an iron lung ...
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Real Lyric: New blood joins this earth and quickly he's subdued. Through constant pain disgrace, the young boy learns their rules.
The Misheard: Nubo joins this earth and quickly he's a dude. Through constipated grace, the young boy learns their rules.
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Real Lyric: I've reconsidered my foolish notion
The Misheard: I've reconsidered my Buddhist ocean
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Real Lyric: The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
The Misheard: The greatest gift they'll get this year is lice
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Real Lyric: Send in the clowns
The Misheard: Send in the clouds
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Doing Mike`s old lady.
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Real Lyric: with new bones in your closet...
The Misheard: Nude boys in your closet
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Real Lyric: With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
The Misheard: With a purple arm beretta and a fix in hand
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Real Lyric: Tenth-Avenue freeze out
The Misheard: Tin devil in the freezer
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Real Lyric: Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk
The Misheard: Because of you I never stray too far from the salad bar
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