The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I can see clearly know the rain has gone.
The Misheard: I can see Deirdre now Lorraine has gone.
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Real Lyric: Ludacris feels cups like double Ds!
The Misheard: Ludacris fills cups so dump 'em please!
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Real Lyric: Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me.
The Misheard: Ghost man, ghost man so, ghost man so close to me.
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Real Lyric: Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
The Misheard: Once felt I could eat dust, rising up through the air
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Real Lyric: She comes to me on a summer breeze
The Misheard: She comes to me on a submarine
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Real Lyric: But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
The Misheard: But when I kissed a COW down on Thirty-fourth and Vine
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Real Lyric: I am a rock I am an island
The Misheard: I am a rock I am a nylon
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Real Lyric: I wanna be adored.
The Misheard: I wanna be a dork.
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Real Lyric: Can I get a witness?
The Misheard: Can I get a whip, miss?
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Real Lyric: We are what they called a perfect match.
The Misheard: We all went to call a burping match.
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