The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And the air is heavy with a sticky unease.
The Misheard: And the air is heavy with the stink of your knees.
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Real Lyric: I got my mind set on you
The Misheard: Back up I might sit on you
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Real Lyric: Crazy are the people walking through my head
The Misheard: Crazy Germans walking through my head
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Real Lyric: Pulled out the jammy, aimed it at the sky Yelled "Stick 'em up!" and let two fly
The Misheard: Pulled out his jammies, threw 'em in the sky, Yelled "Lick it up!" and let two fly
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Real Lyric: My Maserati does one eighty five.
The Misheard: My mother, Rowdy, does one eighty five.
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Real Lyric: ...sitting on a throne of gold.
The Misheard: ...sitting on a doughnut hole.
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Real Lyric: You might think that I can't make it on my own
The Misheard: You might think that I roam naked all alone
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Real Lyric: In a cavern, in a canyon, Excavating for a mine,
The Misheard: In a cavern, in a canyon Masturbating with a mime
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Real Lyric: For those about to rock, we salute you
The Misheard: For those about to walk, we sell you shoes
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Real Lyric: Is there a place for the hopeless sinner?
The Misheard: Is there a place for the whole placenta?
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