The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The Shareef don't like it Rock the Casbah Rock the Casbah
The Misheard: Charlene give me latte Rock the cash vault Rock the cash vault
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Real Lyric: You've got to get yourself together You've got stuck in a moment And now you can't get out of it
The Misheard: Don't be happy, You're stuck as a donut, And, pow, you smell like a cat a little bit
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Real Lyric: Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen.
The Misheard: Those are the sweetest guys I've ever seen.
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: The ducks are casual in the classroom
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Real Lyric: Sea forever eyes...
The Misheard: Seafood in your eyes...
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Real Lyric: I watch the ripples change their size but never leave the stream of warm impermanence
The Misheard: I watch the nipples change their size but never leave the stream of one permanent sense
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Real Lyric: I like this loose, Bring up the juice, Just let it loose, Produce now, push push.
The Misheard: I like it loose, Brown juice, Just let it loose, Produce now, push push.
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Real Lyric: You know sometimes Satan comes as a man of peace
The Misheard: You know sometimes Satan comes as a can of peas
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Real Lyric: Crazy, but thats how it goes, millions of people, living as foes
The Misheard: Crazy, but thats how it goes, millions of people, living assholes
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Real Lyric: A year has passed since I wrote my note.
The Misheard: A year has passed since I broke my nose.
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