The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And in the game I lost you. What a price to pay.
The Misheard: And in the gale I lost you. What a prize toupee!
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Real Lyric: And you're rushing headlong....
The Misheard: Get your Russian hands off....
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Real Lyric: Don't masquerade with the guy in shades oh no
The Misheard: Don't m********e with the guy in shades oh no
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Real Lyric: Can you help me occupy my brain?
The Misheard: Can you help me? I can't find my brain.
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Real Lyric: I've been kissed by a rose on the grey
The Misheard: I've been kissed by a nose on the grave
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Real Lyric: I looked above the other day
The Misheard: I licked a bug the other day
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Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint
The Misheard: Hey! Wait! I've gotta lose some weight
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Real Lyric: Lay down Sally
The Misheard: Hey, Tom Selleck
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Real Lyric: Grandchildren on your knee Vera, Chuch and Dave
The Misheard: Grandchildren on your knee Will they choke and die
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Real Lyric: Just another manic Monday
The Misheard: Just another man named Monday
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