The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Can I get your hand to write on Just a piece of lead to bite on
The Misheard: Can I get your hand to write on Just a piece of leg to bite on
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Real Lyric: If the thunder don't get you The lightning will
The Misheard: If the hunter don't get you The blind man will
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Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket man, burning all the shoes I've ever known
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.
The Misheard: Beelzebub has a telephone inside for me.
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Real Lyric: New blood joins the Earth and quickly he's subdued.
The Misheard: Nuba joins the herd and quickly he's a dude.
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Real Lyric: You can ring my bell.
The Misheard: You can read my mail.
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Real Lyric: They call me Mr Boombastic, say me fantastic.
The Misheard: They call me Mr Boombastic, silicone, plastic.
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Real Lyric: It's like rain on your wedding day.
The Misheard: It's like Gatorade in your wedding cake.
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Real Lyric: Servatis a periculum Servatis a maleficum
The Misheard: Turn a piece of dirty food Turn a piece of gnarly seafood
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Real Lyric: They yearn for the cup
The Misheard: The urine filled the cup.
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