The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Had a band and we tried real hard. Jimmy quit, Jody got married. Should've known we'd never get far.
The Misheard: Had a band and we tried real hard. Jimmy quit, Jody got married. To a nun, he'll never get far.
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Real Lyric: One day near Salinas, I let him slip away.
The Misheard: One day on mescaline, I let him slip away.
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Real Lyric: She's a man eater
The Misheard: She's an anteater
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Real Lyric: You might as well face it, you're addicted to love.
The Misheard: Heidi's little fish says your addicted to love.
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Real Lyric: Levon wears his war wound like a crown.
The Misheard: Levon likes to warble like a clown.
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Real Lyric: She had sightless eyes.
The Misheard: She had satin thighs.
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Real Lyric: Papa don't preach I'm in trouble deep.
The Misheard: Papa don't preach out in public please.
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Real Lyric: They reach into your room Just feel their gentle touch
The Misheard: They reach into your room, And feel your genitals
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Real Lyric: Making love with his ego
The Misheard: Making love with his seagull
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
The Misheard: Spare him his life from his mum's sausages
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