The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Bismillah! We will not let you go!
The Misheard: Bruce Miller! We will not let you go!
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Real Lyric: Polly want's a cracker
The Misheard: Polly was a crackhead
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Real Lyric: I'm sitting here in the boring room It's just another rainy Sunday afternoon
The Misheard: I'm sitting here in the boring room It's just another anus in the afternoon
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Real Lyric: I'm feeling the rhythm
The Misheard: I'm peeing in the river
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Real Lyric: I'm every woman
The Misheard: I'm Harry Walnut
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Real Lyric: God must hate me
The Misheard: Grandma hates me
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Real Lyric: Australians all let us rejoice for we are young and free...
The Misheard: Australians all are ostriches, for we are young at three...
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Real Lyric: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie... cocaine
The Misheard: She don't like, she don't like, she don't like croquet.
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: With the burned-down shed it's a lonely view.
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Real Lyric: War is over if you want it...
The Misheard: Wan-ee-oh-ma if you want it...
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