The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Ohhhh...Look what you've done to this rock n' roll clown...
The Misheard: Ohhhh...Nothin' to it, done wit' this rock n' roll town...
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Real Lyric: Why don't presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?
The Misheard: Why don't presents fight the core? Why do they always Singapore?
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Real Lyric: Because you can't, you won't and you don't stop...
The Misheard: A p***ycat you won't and you don't stop...
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Real Lyric: Hear the sound of the falling rain
The Misheard: Hear the sound of the polaroid
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Real Lyric: Shut up and drive
The Misheard: Shut up and die
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Real Lyric: I've taken my bows (And my curtain calls)
The Misheard: I ate my bones (And my curtain calls)
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Real Lyric: It's a right I defend Over and Over Again
The Misheard: It's a ride at the faire Over and Over Again
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Real Lyric: I can't find all the right romantic lines...
The Misheard: I can't climb, Oh the rock that Monty climbed
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Real Lyric: I sailed away to China In a little row boat to find ya And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned ... Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride I'm running and I won't touch ground Oh-no, I got to keep on movin'
The Misheard: I sailed away to China In the middle of North Divinia And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned ... Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride I'm fighting in a one touch round Oh-no, I got to keep on movin'
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Real Lyric: Body's aching all the time...
The Misheard: But he has acne all the time...
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