The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Even though i know I suppose I'll show All my cool and cold Like old Job
The Misheard: Even though I know I suppose I'll show All my cream and corn Like a dork
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Real Lyric: I'm bringin' sexy back
The Misheard: I'm bringin' healthy back
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Real Lyric: Now I'm naked, nothing but an animal
The Misheard: Now we're naked, nothing but an enema
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Real Lyric: I want to come over
The Misheard: I want a Kimono
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Real Lyric: hey miss murder can I
The Misheard: pain in my right canned eye
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Real Lyric: Shot in the heart and you're to blame You give love a bad name
The Misheard: Jock in the heart and you're too late You can't love a band aid
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Real Lyric: It isn't me We have some seed Let me clip your dirty wings
The Misheard: It isn't me Have a seed Let me clap your dirty rings
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Real Lyric: All in all is all we are........
The Misheard: Oh no a zombie ahhhh......
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba da
The Misheard: Im blue, if i was green i would die, if i was green i would die
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Real Lyric: She's my little Deuce Coupe
The Misheard: She's my little loose cooch
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