The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Open your eyes, to these mustard lies
The Misheard: Open your eyes so i might sell eyes
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Real Lyric: You know the little lady's cryin' 'cause the story's sad.
The Misheard: And you know Beatle Baily's cryin' 'cause the story's sad...
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Real Lyric: I'm a soul man.
The Misheard: I was so vain.
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Real Lyric: Give you hope and be your only boyfriend
The Misheard: Give you hope and be your only golf swing
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Real Lyric: Strike the match, play it loud, giving love to the world
The Misheard: Start a mosh, play Adele, giving love to the world
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Real Lyric: A hippie with a tambourine asking me if I could spare a dollar
The Misheard: A hippie with a tangerine asking me if I could spare a dollar
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Real Lyric: 'Bout to go and get some compliments
The Misheard: 'Bout to go and get some competence/confidence/comeuppance
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Real Lyric: I know she knows that I'm not fond of asking
The Misheard: I know she knows that I'm not from Alaska
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Real Lyric: Raining Blood from a lacerated sky
The Misheard: Raining Blood from a lobster in the sky.
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Real Lyric: If you wanna get to heaven, you've got to raise a little hell.
The Misheard: If you wanna get to heaven, you've got to raise a little hand.
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