The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito. Translation: And make your whole body a manuscript.
The Misheard: Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manos fritos. Translation: And make your whole body a fried hands.
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Real Lyric: Never believe it's not so...
The Misheard: Never believe TIC TAC TOE !!!
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Real Lyric: At least everyone is trying, everyone is shining
The Misheard: every body's soggy everyone is soggy
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Real Lyric: Come back as a blonde, try a different lipstick on
The Misheard: Come back as a boy trying to put lipstick on
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Real Lyric: Shake it up, just like bad medicine.
The Misheard: Shake it up, just like bear venison.
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Real Lyric: Lay All Your Love On Me
The Misheard: They are your life on me
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Real Lyric: No, she can't be that warm
The Misheard: No, she can't be that one
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Real Lyric: Jukebox hero (got stars in his eyes)
The Misheard: Jukebox hero (just starting out)
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Real Lyric: I can't speak French, so I'll let the funky music do the talking
The Misheard: I can't speak French, so I'll let the f*cking music do the talking
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Real Lyric: Cultivating my own nonsense
The Misheard: Cultivating my own nutsack
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