The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And if our headlines become entwined
The Misheard: And your forehead lines become entwined
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Real Lyric: Has she heard like me that slammin' door
The Misheard: Has she hair like me thats lavendor
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Real Lyric: Take a bottle, shake it up! Break the bubble, break it up!
The Misheard: Take your body, shake it up! Break your body, break it up!
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap
The Misheard: Dirty Knees and the Thunder Chief
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Real Lyric: I've seen Fire and I've seen Rain
The Misheard: Obscene fire and Obscene rain
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Real Lyric: Now I'm big and important One angry dwarf And 200 solemn faces Are you
The Misheard: Now I'm big and Important One angry porn fan 200 solemn faces And you
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, A mohair suit, You know I read it in a magazine.
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, A mohawk too, She's got a rabbit and a magazine.
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Real Lyric: Must be your skin I'm sinking in
The Misheard: Must be your kin I'm sleeping with
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Real Lyric: Been workin' so hard, I'm punchin' my card.
The Misheard: Been workin' so hard, I'm punchin' my car.
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Real Lyric: Return to sender, address unknown
The Misheard: Return Lucinda, no one is home
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