The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Let's get set then to go then and let us jet set we'll be like the jetsons You can be Jane my wife. Should I marry Jane tonight?
The Misheard: Let's get set then to go then and let us jet set we'll be like the jetsons You can be Jane my wife. Shoot I'm a hairy Jane tonight!
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Real Lyric: I want to live like an animal careless and free like an animal...
The Misheard: I want to live, like a cannibal, careless and free like a cannibal...
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Real Lyric: What's love but a second-hand emotion
The Misheard: What's love but a second handy motion
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Real Lyric: I like the way you work it (no diggity) I got to bag it up
The Misheard: I liked it when you worked here (no diggity) I got to bag it up
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Real Lyric: I wish you were here.
The Misheard: I wish you had hair.
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Real Lyric: "They can feel it all over"
The Misheard: "Naked feeling all over"
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Real Lyric: "Yay, a denial, a denial, a denial..."
The Misheard: "I'm a night owl, I'm a night owl...
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da be de da ba die
The Misheard: I'm blue, if I was green I would die
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba dye
The Misheard: I'm blue if I were green I would die
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Real Lyric: Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
The Misheard: Sometime, anytime sugar these beets
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